Often, it happens without warning, as I enter a room. I have less than a tenth of a second to … More
Tag: humour
Nothing says “I Love You” like a punch in the balls
My four-year-old boy is energetic. He’s exuberant, and joyous, and spontaneous. He lives life right at the edge of his … More
How the HELL do I explain all the nudey-ladies on the internet to my kids!?
My kids are both still very much in ‘question asking’ mode. The four year old constantly and without pause, and … More
I’m raising a tiny Iggy Pop (but without the trousers)
You probably know who Iggy Pop is. He’s the lust-for-life guy with the lank hair, muscular (and always bare) torso, … More
Career advice for the under-sevens
As a two year old, the six year old was an avid watcher of Postman Pat – the amiable country … More
Show me the bunny!
Relief comes in many forms. For some of us it comes at 5pm on a Friday. Sometimes, it comes again … More
Arse-crack in the play barn
Have you ever taken your kids to a play barn? I hope you remembered to get your jabs. Some-science-wot-I-once-read suggested that play barns cause … More
